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Lily Allen talks big cock

Ok, if you're a celeb doing an interview for a gay magazine, you might think it's 'de rigeur' to turn the talk to cock. But your own brothers'?

Yup, pop poppet Lily Allen has given away a biiit too much information to Attitude magazine about brother Alfie's John Thomas, just because you know. Um, no, we don't know either.

Here's what Lils said: "He's got a huge penis. When I lived at home, Alfie's room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in the bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up with his morning boner and come in for a wee while I was in the bath and I'd just be like: 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!' I'd be like 'ALFIE! Stop it!' He'd even poo in front of me a couple of times, it's disgusting. He's got no respect, that Alfie. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."

Wee. Poo. Yummy. Cock, sorry, coffee anyone?

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