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Lily Allen hearts Laura White

In her MySpace blog Lily Allen has voiced her outrage at the voting off of big-nosed X-Factorite Laura White who was ousted from the programme last Saturday despite being quite a good singer.

The outrage is owed mainly to the presence of contestant number Daniel, who looks like an unsavoury cross between Jim Davidson, Patrick Swayze and Ricky Gervaise. Also managing to hold on to a place in the game is Eoghan the puffy faced teen whose name is pronounced Owen and who looks strangely stuffed.

Lily is backed by 10,000 angry fans of the show who want Laura re-instated, despite the fact that re-instating someone would completely defeat the point of having a competition. Relive Laura getting the boot.

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