Let’s play dress-up

Remember Jade Goody and Jack Tweedy? They were in celebrity Big Brother. The racist one and the mute one…yeah, you got it? Remember them masquerading as Amy and Blake in Ker-Now, Bleat or whatever the rag was called? Preeeetty weird, wasn’t it? Considering Amy Winehouse is talented and they are not.

Well, now another set of celebrity Z-listers has got in on the “let’s play dress-up” act. Who? Michelle Heaton and Andy Scott-Lee – two ex-pop wannabes...

In a cringeworthy bid for publicity (which to be fair has worked, if only to have them mocked by just about every sane paper and website) the couple have dressed up as Britney Spears – you know the woman going through one of the most painful and public breakdowns ever witnessed – and her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. The spread for New magazine (what were they thinking?) features Michelle in such Britney classics as the wedding dress she wore while married to K-Fed, the torn tights and shirt combo and finally the short shorts, ugg boots and bad extensions ensemble. Oh and Mr Scott-Lee wore jeans and a t-shirt.

Just think about the preposterousness of that painfully ill-judged idea for a second… Crass. Desperate. Sad. It’s absolutely astonishing.

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