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Kim Can'tbendover-shian

Surely she pays people to pick things up for her? If we had half the fortune that Mz Kardashian has, we'd have a team of picker-uppers and put-downers as well as someone to breathe in when we squeezed into a tight dress....

On second thoughts, that wouldn't make a good a photo opp. Having a member of the public swoop in and save the day is far better. Picture the scene: Kim, wearing an eye-wateringly tiny dress drops her purse. She stares at it in horror. How to get it off the floor? Help! A kind male member of the public dashes in and picks it up for her. She bats her lashes at her hero. Cameras click. Crisis averted.

Almost as good as Mariah Carey lugging her own celebrity loo roll on tv appearances...

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