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Kevin Costner fathers sixth child

There was nothing very entertaining about hearing Kevin Costner is expecting his sixth child. Big balls we thought. However there was something very amusing about Robin of Nottingham's reaction to the news of his superbly functioning prostate.

His spokesperson said; "Kevin and Christine are ecstatic. They feel so incredibly blessed right now as everything in their life is perfect." Everything in the their life is perfect? Really? Everything?? How interesting.

Therein lies a prime example of Hollywood hyperbole taken to it's natural conclusion. At least Brangelina or TomKat or PoshnBecks have the good grace to pretend that not every last thing in their blessed lives is perfect, whereas considerably lower down on the celebrity food chain Kevin Costner just comes out and says it. Gold star for balls, detention for modesty.

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