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Kerry Ka-cheater?

What would you think if your famous wife went off to fat camp and came back looking a million dollars? We'd think she's been eating her greens and doing her sit-ups, (that or she's indulged in a spot of lipo). If you happen to be Kerry's 'glass is half empty hubby' Mark Croft, though, you'd think she's been getting a very different kind of work out. Because there are so many attractive blokes at fat camp...

But is defensiveness not the first sign of guilt? Kerry has gone the whole hog and dumped Crofty over his accusations. Ouch. In case you're behind on Kerry's daily comings and goings she's whisked the kids off on holiday and told Crofty not to be there when she gets back. This isn't the first time she's finished it but it will be the last. How do we know? Because Kerry told The Sun: 'We're finished'.

Good one Kezza. But whereas Cheryl Cole won't be short of offers post-Ashley, we're wondering how Kerry and her four strong brood will fare post Taxi Driver. Why not give another singleton reality King a call? We hear Peter Andre's available...

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