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Kerry, baboons, sex; that's all we need to know

In terms of attention grabbing headlines, Kerry Katona in Baboon Sex outrage hits the journalistic jackpot. Seriously, how often does a story about Kerry Katona and monkey sex happen? In which case, it would be rude not to take it literally. The story at first glance is this; Kerry and a pair of baboons enjoyed some rumpy pumpy while on a family day out at the zoo. Don't believe us? Read the story. Technically, that is what happened....

Ok, so she didn't engage in it, but she did enjoy it. A pair of frisky baboons landed on her car bonnet at a Liverpool zoo, started getting a leg over and Kerry burst out in hysterics. A pap was on hand to snap the action and a classic Sun headline was born.

While it's not quite the monkey business the headline had us believe, it's a welcome change from garden variety Kerry Katona stories which usually dominate; drugs, divorce, liposuction, pregnancy, the list goes on...

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