Jordan might not exactly be bothered that she’s hardly the most popular of women out there at the moment, what with her rolling around in a field with her new chap while her kids wondered where daddy was (probably fine/tuning that ‘dignified’ look his publicists advised him on), but even she doesn’t deserve being publicly abused in a kebab shop, right?

Shame then, that one of Brighton’s many drunks decided to lurch towards her while she grabbed a kebab and chips with her new bloke Alex Reid, shout a torrent of abuse at her and hold up a sign that simply read ‘you are a slag’. No way on whether she had chili sauce, mind you.

‘Katie was being served her kebab and chips,’ said a rubber-necker to The Mirror. ‘Then this woman started shouting, “There’s Jordan! It’s Jordan! I’m going to tell her she’s a ****ing slag”. She held up a crude sign and Alex had to keep her away from Katie.’