Katy Perry's pizza topping

Attention seeking pop star Katy Perry prompted a flurry of adolescent perv traffic towards her Twitter feed after she posted a picture of herself starkers in the bath – covered only with a pizza box.

Before you can say 'oooh, I'd like to give her a bit of my topping' etc, she was drowning in press coverage. Which is handy when you're not doing your world tour because of flu. Call it a win-win, PR fans. 'Why is it that after not eating for three days all I can think of is food...' she said. 'Food is smiling at me... luring me with sexual seduction.'

Anyway, the Beth Ditto baiter also gave a list of her favourite grub that suggested that she might end up as big as her roly-poly nemesis, 'BBQ chicken chop at CPK Chinese, chicken salad at Chinchins, Rock shrimp + yellow tail sashimi at Nobu, Crispy beef at Mr.Chow's, endive salad at Le Petite, four curry chicken salad at Urth Cafe, my beloved double double at InnOut.' Chunky.

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