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Katona and Andre plumb new depths of desperation

Professional village idiots Kerry Katona and Peter Andre share the same management agency, the cheesily named 'Can Management'. (Just as an aside, we imagine them at the agency shouting things like, 'We sure can, at Can management!'. Or maybe that's just us?) Well anyway, it's no surprise that once the pair employed the same PR, stories romantically linking the two would follow. As inevitable as a Winehouse night out ending up with pap pictures of grubby ballet pumps....

Now we are blessed with an eye wateringly awful OK front cover of the pair grinning dementedly, and dragging their poor children along for good measure. Inside, Kerry defends Pete and brands Pricey a poor excuse for a loyal wife: 'I remember seeing a clip of Katie kick off at Pete and it was disgusting. I wouldn't have stood for it. I love Pete. I'm Team Pete all the way. Pete's the best thing that ever happened to her. She's walked all over him and he just looks so sad. She totally crucified him on a TV show talking about his b*llocks - I'm not surprised that he ended up leaving her.'

It pains us to say this, Pete, but you're starting to make Katie Price look like a paragon of restraint and good taste...

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