Just a bit odd

Good old Nicolas Cage. When he’s not jazzing all his money up the wall – meaning he has to turn on the Christmas lights in Bath for cash – or starring in a series of increasingly cack films, he’s generally being a bit odd, and staring at you in a melancholy fashion with those deep blue eyes of his.

Take this story for instance, in today’s edition of The Sun. Cage, who claims he is an animal lover, says he chooses what animals to eat on the basis of how they get jiggy with each other (well skip whether it’s really possible to be an animal lover if you eat them). First up, pig is out (not ‘dignified’ when rolling around in the mud, making piglets), meaning the man is cutting out pork chops, sausages and worst of all, bacon. See what we mean? He’s certifiable.

‘I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales - sentient life - insects, reptiles,' he said. 'I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.’

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