Jump on board the Lindsay bandwagon - publicity guaranteed!

Like a Greek chorus in a tragedy (or in this case, a tragi-comedy), celebs of all stripes are ambling out of the woodwork to pass judgement on troubled Lindsay Lohan. Hang on, not that Greek chorus's resembled woodworm. Just that D-listers seem awfully keen to either tear Lohan to shreds, or to add their 'caring' thoughts. Lohan downfall + celeb soundbite = tabloid dynamite! The Osbournes are the latest in a long line.

Sharon gave Perez Hilton her words of advice for Lohan, 'I would just tell her, 'The judge has made her decision; take your time, don't waste the time, just learn, sit there and think and learn - and it will fly by…' She needs to be good to herself. Before you know it, she'll be out, she'll have her own reality show, her own TV talk show… I haven't known one person that hasn't gone in jail and come out without having their own show.'

And Kelly added, 'Lindsay Lohan’s been sentenced to 90 days in jail after failing to attend alcohol education classes that were part of a probation order. My heart breaks for her, because we used to be friends and I hate to see her in such a bad place. The reality is, if you break the law you have to pay the price. I’m really hoping this will be the wake-up call she needs to sort her life out and get back to the old Lindsay we all love. She’s a really talented actress and I’d love to see her get her life back on track. I have to say though; writing 'Fuck You' on her fingernail for the court hearing was a really silly move.'

Who next - would Barack Obama care to weigh in? Or perhaps a joint statement from the G8?

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