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It’s not over ‘til Kerry sings...

As if we hadn’t heard enough about the breast reduced-breast enhanced-tummy tucked-untummy tucked-liposuctioned-bankrupt-coke head, now the attention-seeking Kerry Katona is back where she loves to be: in the news, this time because she is embarking on a 3-week stint at fat camp to lose...wait for it...three stone. An experience that will no doubt secure her a few magazine deals and maybe even a fitness DVD, but will leave her at least three stone heavier than she is now six months down the line.

Whereas most people in Blighty are staying indoors by the fire sipping big mugs of hot tea and not venturing out in the treacherous snow and ice unless it’s absolutely necessary, Kerry has embarked on a 200 mile journey to Kent in a bid for fame and fortune, and to get rid of her muffin top (or at least disguise it for a few weeks....)

The yo-yo dieter is famous for her weight fluctuations, having dropped from 12 to 8 stone with the help of thousands of pounds worth of liposuction and surgery last year. However, she’s now piled the weight back on and is hoping that three weeks of intensive exercise and a controlled diet at fat camp will help her drop 3 stone. Quite a lot of weight to lose in just 3 weeks, but when you’re an ex-reality TV star trying to keep the debt collectors at bay, you’ve got to come up with some idea to get the money coming in. Shame it’s just the same idea churned out over and over again....

Kerry, when you lost your Iceland deal, it wasn't the size of your belly that did it: it was the coke-snorting-mother-caught-on-camera-sent-to-the-national-papers-by-her-boyfriend/husband/chauffeur (does anyone know what exactly Mark Croft is to her?) that (un)sealed the deal. And let’s not get started on that This Morning interview...

Three weeks in school might be more useful than three weeks at fat camp. Then again.....

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