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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Super Mayor

He may look like a floppy haired Tory boy but Boris Johnson has proved that there’s more to his tim-nice-but-dim persona. He recently saved film director Franny Armstrong from certain death by street thugs (ok we exaggerated that last bit.)

The Guardian have reported that the Mayor Of London was cycling through Camden in the Capital City on Monday when he saw three thugs armed with a crowbar attack a lady.

"I was texting on my phone so didn't notice the girls until they pushed me against the car, quite hard," said Armstrong who helmed the film The Age Of Stupid. "At first it was quite funny, because they were only about 12. Then I saw that one of them had an iron bar in her hand. It was more than a metre long. It was as big as her.”

'Then along came a cyclist. And I thought, 'Good, he's a big bloke,' and shouted, 'Can you help me please?' He stopped and turned around and I thought, 'Oh, my God, it's Boris Johnson.'

The youths then ran up the street with Boris in tow shouting OINK! before he returned to the distressed Armstrong and escorted her safely home.

Nice to see Boris’ campaign for safer streets in London is working. It’s like a scene from a film, now he just needs someone to direct it. Hmmm.

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