I’m (not really) A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
You’re not a celebrity though, are you? You’re a tragedy in a bikini eating camel shit for money trying to revive your horrible excuse for a career.
Yep, the lowest common denominator will be hitting screens again this Sunday. 10 contestants from all over the Z list will be suffering in the name of entertainment in a mock jungle nowhere near you. But hang about, Mr.Sulu off Star Trek is going to be on it, doesn't his agent only let him out to do cameos in American sitcoms? Hmmm.
Get to know Mr.Sulu, a page three model and a variety of WAGS, Sunday on ITV.