'I hated my enormous boobs'

Katy Perry has hit the headlines again, through simple but effective means. The sparky singer has given an interview to Elle where she reminisces about her poor, tragic youth, being burdened with the big breasts that would later make her fortune. You see, at the time, she wanted small boobs. Life is monstrously unfair.

Perry told Elle magazine, 'When I was a kid ... I had enormous boobs that I didn't know what to do with. I wore minimisers, which were not cute. Those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder. All I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know, that these things would come in handy someday.' And they say that feminism is dead...

Katy went on to talk about her marriage to Russell Brand, saying, We both needed balance, and we give that to each other. It wasn't about me taming him, which is what everyone always says - it was about timing.' Geddit? Timing, not taming - could this be the new album title?

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