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How not to be a boring flight attendant

Sick of twiddling your thumbs and pretending to look interested while the air steward runs through a monotone safety announcement on a flight? Just can't find anything remotely engaging about being told to pop your seatbelt on, spend a small fortune on the drinks trolley and switch off the only thing which makes flying more exciting i.e your Ipod?

Then it's time to fly with this airline. The head steward is as bored as you are. So bored that he just can't muster the strength to deliver another eye wateringly dreary safety announcement. He can turn it into a rap though....

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