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Give us a kiss pet

When you're a celeb at the lower end of the food chain, you'll do pretty much anything for publicity and/or fast cash. Fortunately, there's one show on telly which only gets better with the addition of some celebrity desperation....

In fine fettle and up to her usual tricks, Janice Dickinson appears on tonight's Come Dine With Me along with Jeff Brazier, Sam Fox and Calum Best. As per the production plan, the jurassic supermodel puts a firecracker up proceedings. Like a heat seeking missile hurtling towards a vindaloo, she's all over Calum Best, showering him with compliments and even flashing her pants - nice pulling technique Jan! She describes the show as 'more fun than when her stepmother fell in a well'. Calum compares Janice's table manners to a 'dog straight to food', or a 'gremlin attacking something.' Knocked back, Janice then tears a strip off Sam Fox, questioning her decision to appear topless aged 16, with the words 'no f*cking way would I let my daughter do that!' Janice - we salute you.

This reminds us of the time she went on a Finish reality show and ended up hopelessly drunk at the bottom of the stairs. Roll on 8pm...

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