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Get me sober - whilst on telly....

Yesterday, we had a chuckle at news of Janice Dickinson behaving badly on that most British of institutions - Celebrity Come Dine With Me. That had us reminiscing about a Finnish reality show she was on when she fell down the stairs drunk. The hilarity! Little did we know, the model has a problem with drink - a real one. In order to get off the sauce she's going to appear on a reality show about getting off the sauce. But of course.

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (we're seeing a suntanned, botoxed Californian doc) will put Janice through her sober paces, presumably while she's holed up in a million dollar a night drying-out joint. A well behaved Janice Dickinson? The premise doesn't sound inspiring. Still, we wish her the best of luck. If she relapses - sorry Jan, but we think you might - there's bound to be a 'Celebrity Rehab Relapse' show waiting in the wings. This is a cash cow with an infinite lifespan....

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