She might have jumped through hoops this last year in a bid to keep him interested, but Sarah Larson has still wound up in the knackers yard.

In a courageous effort Larson kept George Clooney semi interested for just over a year, after he'd plucked her from a cocktail bar in Vegas when she was his waitress. Larson charted new waters as 'The First Ever Woman To Walk The Red Carpet with George at The Oscars.'

In interviews Clooney seemed smitten but in reality he was bored out of his mind and felt he had more in common with his pet pig than the ex cocktail waitress. "The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down" said a source.

So Larson's packed up her kitbag and headed back to obscurity, while Clooney's taken off to a hotel to get back in the swing of being a professional bachelor. She's devastated, he's delighted. Bottom line, don't go out with George Clooney.

Check out Sarah standing silently beside George at The Oscars.