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Fox in rabid attack (Sam that is)

Page three lovely Sam Fox is currently recovering in hospital (though pleased that she's back in the press) after a rabid cat 'savaged' her, while she was on her hols. Sam - no relation to Megan Fox, though it would be great if all celebs were related in some way, like a giant game of Happy Families - was handing out bread to strays when the attack took place.

Sam rose from her death bed to give her adoring public the details, 'I love animals, especially cats, but over there they're treated like rats and are left to fend for themselves. I ended up feeding a lot of them, giving them bits of shellfish after dinner. This one was laying on my feet and I thought we were getting on really well so I went to stroke him, but he bit me so hard, it went down to the bone. The treatment for rabies makes you feel sick and horrible, though, really fluey and shaky...I'm still potty about animals, cats, dogs, foxes, whatever.'

The last word says it all - silly season is well and truly upon us...

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