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Everybody needs a good Jordan

If we were the producers on our fondest Ozzy soap Jordan wouldn't be top of our guest appearance list. Hold on, she wouldn't even be on it. The only thing a visit from the big-busted dimwit on Ramsay Street says to us is ratings desperation.....

However, according to the Current Bun, brand Jordan is mighty popular Downunda. Our antipodean ancestors have taken KP and bit fick hubby Alex Reid to their hearts after their reality show What Katie Did Next inexplicably did well in the giant land mass. A show source said:'The guys on Ramsay Street are keen to get her on for a one-off. Like Lily Allen last year. Who knows, Katie and Alex could be the next Kylie and Jason.'

Neighbours - we thought you had more class than this? Or did we? Help! We don't know what's classy anymore...

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