Evan you can't be that dumb

Evan Dando knows a thing or two about sensitivity. The Lemonheads singer has decided that it would be a good idea to explain how the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon were a ‘good’ experience for him, and even thought it would be a good idea to allude to a government conspiracy.

‘I had a good experience that day,’ he said. ‘I'd always wanted to see a plane crash. I don't know if that's morbid - it was kind of beautiful in a weird way.

‘I could almost reach out and touch the plane as it came in. I started to get really sad about 9/11 about a year later, once I'd realised people had died in there.

Obviously a bit slow on the old uptake. But don’t worry people, it wasn’t a disparate group of Islamic fundamentalists brought together by a network with the cash and desire to orchestrate a large-scale attack on the States; the government did it.

‘It was nothing to do with the planes hitting the buildings, them (the towers) falling down. I know that for sure. It was a bomb planted in the building. Maybe it was al-Qaedathat planted it, but I very much doubt it.’ Sigh.

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