Dyer straits

Professional lout and Zoo 'agony uncle' Danny Dyer is in extremely hot water after doling out some frankly insane advice to a hapless reader, suggesting he 'cut' an ex girlfriend's face in response to infidelity.

'Alex from Manchester' wrote in to the lad's mag, seeking help after his girlfriend had apparently cheated, and Danny responded,'I'd suggest going out on a rampage with the boys, getting on the booze and smashing anything that moves. Then, when some bird falls for you, you can turn the tables and break her heart. Of course, the other option is to cut your ex's face, and then no one will want her.'

Zoo magazine was forced to put out a grovelling apology, 'Due to an extremely regrettable production error, an inappropriate and indefensible response to a letter has appeared in this week's issue. Zoo editor, Tom Etherington, apologises unreservedly for any offence the response may have caused and has launched an internal inquiry to ensure lessons are learnt.'

A Zoo 'internal inquiry', now that's something we'd pay to see...

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