Dude, it looks like a monster!

Ever wandered which rock star has the biggest manhood? No! Us either, but thanks or no thanks to former Guns n’ Roses drummer Steven Adler that unnecessary piece of info has been put to bed, probably it’s very own bed, king sized.

Discussing all like a schoolboy in the changing rooms, Steven Adler told gossip site TMZ.com that Steven Tyler packs the biggest lunchbox. The sticksman caught sight of the Aerosmith singer's whoopsie when he was making up the numbers in a groupiethon and said it was SOOO BIG it almost forced him to keep his trousers on for fear of embarrassment.

‘After seeing Steven Tyler's rig with five different girls' hands wrapped around it, I'm lucky if I take my clothes off at all after that,’ he dribbled with jealousy. ‘I was devastated! Those extending pills don't work - I've tried them!’

Is it wrong to be a little annoyed to see some evidence? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.

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