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Doh. Not with muddy shoes.....

How do you jump a couch? Well, you take a big swig of Dutch courage then you do a really fast run up. With any luck you'll land safely on the other side and the world will be there to watch your exploits on YouTube. That's how we'd do it anyway....

If you're a celebrity of course, jumping the couch is an entirely different affair. It happens when you're so madly in love that you find yourself on the biggest chat show in the world - Oprah, will do, chattering wildly about said love. Your face has that glazed, adoring look. You start acting kinda silly. Then, just when people wonder whether you haven't had a few too many free shandies in the green room, you jump on the couch and start bouncing around. Allow Tom Cruise - the half pinter who coined the phrase - to demonstrate.

To celebrate the now infamous 'Oprah-couch-CruiseMissile moment, David Walliams has recreated the act. Fittingly, he did it on Alan Carr's show and it was in celebration of his love for new model wife Lara Stone. Good work Dave!

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