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Count R-Pattz of Transylvania

In news that will delight Twihards and PR goons for Eclipse alike, researchers have uncovered that whey-faced hottie Robert Pattinson is related to Vlad the Impaler, thought of as the inspiration for Dracula, and also the Royal Family. It's almost as if it was foretold from birth that R-Pattz would become Hollywood's most lusted after supernatural character...

Researchers told The Mirror, 'Tracing Pattinson's family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the pieces that unravelled created the perfect accompaniment to the Twilight Saga. Without any myth or magic, we find royalty and vampires lurking in Pattinson's life - making his story just as supernatural as the one he's playing on screen.'

'Without any myth or magic'? No, but a fair bit of spin, PR and hype...

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