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Compassion for John Terry

That's right. John Terry has been granted 'compassionate leave' to go to Dubai and beg his wife Toni for forgiveness. Apparently, him sticking his didgeredoo somewhere naughty deserves some sympathy - not the fact that he got his best mate's girlfriend up the spout and only came clean when the tabloids got hold of it. A source told The Sun: 'John just hopes that holding the marriage summit over the Valentine's weekend will help sway Toni into seeing they still have a life together.'

John, you gave up those rights when you couldn't keep it in your pants. We're team Toni all the way.

We vote for some WAG compassionate leave instead: permission to look horrid and not wear heels. Posh and her bunion would be up for that...

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