Those of us who have been experiencing sleepless nights at the thought of Paris Hilton being packed off to a jail cell no bigger than her sock draw can now rest easy. The socialite has come up with a fail-safe excuse for why the cocaine found in her car wasn't hers - the cocaine bag was far too cheap to be hers. Why of course!
A source told The Mirror, that Paris 'had told police the bag or purse containing the drug was not expensive enough to be hers and claimed a friend had lent it to her.' The notes on the case reveal that Hilton's lawyers told the cops 'The purse was not hers. She borrowed it.'
What do we think - solid defence or the flimsiest excuse known to mankind/ celebrity in peril?