Cheryl Cole, the new Miley Cyrus?

Jeez, we know stars will go to any length to crack America, but this is surely a sell out too far. According to Perez Hilton, Cheryl Cole is apparently being lined up to star in a cheesy Disney film, you know, the kind starring tween chumps like Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

A source said: 'Cheryl is the full package. She's got it all - brains, beauty, and a hint of bolshyness. It's unbelievable the amount of interest she stirred up in the Disney Studios following her recent trips to Los Angeles, where she was making a music video. That 'Parachute' video with Derek Hough, who is massive in the States because of 'Dancing with the Stars', really showed just how graceful and dynamic she can be. From her experiences with Girls Aloud she can handle the high-energy routines, so the plan is to incorporate her in a show. It's early days but a one-off like the Jonas Brothers' movie 'Camp Rock' would be the way to go.'

As a nation, we shouldn't stand for our heroine being tragically misused in this way. Come on people, let's march on Disney World, and give them what for. Or failing that, Euro Disney...

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