If the French President's lady isn't fighting off allegations of infidelity, she's fighting off allegations of a botched face-lift. And when she's not up to her exquisite cheekbones in either of those she's turning up in eyewatering pics from the Eighties. That's when she was a super who regularly got her kit off....

The Daily Mail muses: 'don't you wish you'd kept your clothes on Carla?' We're guessing, probably not. Note to the press: Carla is an enigmatic diva and controversy is her bedfellow, (sorry, Sarko.) We bet Carla was going through some old photo albums, came across the sexy snaps and decided to leak them to the press herself. That or Sarko the studmuffin did it to show off his gorgeous missus. Thanks Sarks, but we've seen naked pics of her before....

All this French intrigue and je ne se qua is making us wish Gordon and Sarah wouldn't liven things up in D Street. Although, on second thoughts...