Cage catches naked intruder

Nicolas Cage has turned over to police a man he found creeping around his house, in the middle of the night, in the nude – except for one of the actor’s leather jackets. Robert Furo apparently surrendered without a struggle (but, we imagine, with some embarrassment) and is now in custody. District Attorney spokeswoman Farrah Emami said Furo had been charged with "breaking into the home of the victim, Nicolas Cage... and wearing Mr. Cage's jacket".

Leaving aside for a moment the surprising news that wearing Nicolas Cage’s jacket is now a criminal offence, the question nobody seems to be asking is this: where are the rest of Furo’s clothes? Has Nicolas Cage got them? We demand the truth!

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