Brangelina to wed?

Just when we'd become entirely bored of Brangelina, and had stopped caring about when they might finally get hitched, up pop rumours that they're ready to wed. A rather dodgy sounding 'guru' has appeared to state that he alone fixed the formally temperamental Brad and Ange alliance, ensuring that now the pair live in almost-marital bliss.

According to The Sun, the spiritual guru has made some bold claims about his methods for transforming their relationship. He said. 'They start and end the day by chanting a sacred word he's given them. They no longer argue.' Hmmm, sounds wonderful, if not entirely dull. What's wrong with a good old shouting match?

The pulchritudinous duo are apparently set to marry in a Hindu temple in Rajasthan, a la Russell and Katy.

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