Brangelina - the military operation

When we saw the recent pictures of clan Brangelina enjoying a gelato in Venice, we said to ourselves 'ah, what beautiful unstaged snaps showing a couple genuinely in love'. But it seems we were naive... According to the The New York Post, far from being genuine spontaneous pictures, they were planned with the precision of a 'military operation'.

A source said, 'They are usually very shy about being photographed, but now they're making a point of being seen in public as a happy family unit. They're making a statement. They want the world to know the reports are wrong and they are strong.'

While we love a rhyming quote - and indeed we might steal the last line to use in the song we're writing in honour of the beauteous pair - we resent the implication that Brangelina is little more than Brand gelina...

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