Back to school for Adele

Adele has been forced to cancel gigs left, right and centre in America. And it transpires that the reason for the cancellation might be down to her addiction to the dreaded cancer sticks. Adele is a big fan of the booze and fags approach to rock and roll, and it seems to be playing havoc with her health. Now her management are enrolling the singer in, erm, singing lessons, to try to fix the problem.

A source told The Sun, 'There are commonly two approaches singers take. They are called 'singing through your chest' or 'singing through your head'. Singing through your chest can increase the chances of callouses and nodules appearing on the vocal chords. But the latter approach drastically decreases the chances of those problems occurring. Adele sings more through her chest at the moment. There's absolutely nothing I can do but take doctor's advice and rest some.'

In the past, Adele has spoken about the pain of quitting her bad habits, saying, 'I gave up smoking for two months. It was f****** grim. I stopped smoking, drinking, eating or drinking citrus, spicy foods and caffeine. It was so f****** boring. My voice was better when I wasn't smoking. Within a week I noticed it had changed, but I'd rather my voice be a bit s*** so I can have a laugh.'

Hmm, we're not sure Adele's management will buy the 'so I can have a laugh' defence...

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