
In fact prisoner Cole's on such a tight leash that we're wondering how much longer he can feasibly rot in the punishment wing before his jailer chucks him a bone.
Hence Ashley's desperate attempts to whisk Chez off to the Caribbean for some luxury tropical pleading. Ashley hopes a few romantic strolls on whitewashed beaches will be enough to break him out of the doghouse and have the Tweedster unshackle her chastity belt - letting Ashley back in her
And to think there was a day when a footballer could happily get up to no good on the side safe in the knowledge his wife would never rock the multi million pound yacht by kicking up a stink. The halcyon days are over.