The only way to show you're still down with the kids these days is to pretend to fancy women a bit - and snog them on stage. Madonna puckers up for another girl kiss >>

The Queen of Pop cocks her legs, revs the engine and demonstrates some of the most skillful hoover action known to man in her latest You Tube video... >>

What Madge wants, Madge gets...and now she wants a baby Indian girl >>

Bored of gansta-lovin? Akon too - time for a foray into country and western...yee ha! >>

Madonna and Guy must be pleased as punch..baby boy David Banda is finally all theirs.... >>

Is the Ritchie's marriage heading for an early grave? Friends say Madonna and Guy on brink of separation >>

The Material girl does a different type of shot >>