Channel Four gears up for the docu-soap of a lifetime as none other than Heather Mills slithers under the microscope >>

Where better to let off steam than GMTV? Mucca's back on furious form in first ever TV interview since scooping the divorce jackpot >>

Ms Mills judging beauty and intelligence >>

Macca didn’t do so badly after all >>

Lady Mucca tells porky pies and is a bit of a gold digger. So ruled Judge Bennett today - in not so many words.... >>

Mucca's done it! 24.3million straight from Macca's pocket - Heather Mills is the new crowned queen of celebrity divorce settlements >>

Amputee mocks her own shortcomings >>

Knightley uses bad words, strange grammar. >>