One in, one out. ITV bosses will today confirm that Cheryl Cole has got the cushdiest job in pop - replacing Sharon Osbourne as an X factor judge >>
There's nowt as hardy as a Geordie - as Cheryl Cole is testament to. She's still not wearing her wedding ring, and Ashley's not quite off lock down yet - but the Tweedster's battling on >>
Ashley can take Cheryl's sex ban no longer. Time for a luxury holiday and some serious beachside pleading - chuck the guy a bone Chez! >>