
It's impossible to not love Lily Allen. Look at her, all poppy and delightful and what have you. It's perfectly understandable why people might be a bit overawed by her presence, but when you're a mega-famous pop plodder with a film star wife like Chris Martin is, is it such a good idea to start dribbling over her?
'Lily Allen is fantastic,' said the Coldplay singer to the Mirror. 'She's one of those people who is so cool that whenever I meet her I feel like I'm back at school and none of the girls like me any more.
'She has the ability to make any boy feel like a t****r.' There could be a reason for that in some cases, one might speculate.