Has Paris learnt nothing from the Katie Price muscial debacle? Clearly not, as the intellectually challenged socialite is planning to unleash another aural monstrosity upon the world. Paris has been inspired by Kylie, and says she just adores the way she 'is'. Brilliant.
Paris told The Sun 'I've always loved Kylie Minogue. She's one of my favourite artists. I've been really inspired by her. I wanted my music to kind of emulate her. I love her sound and I love the way she is. I've finished recording my record. It's like dance or club music. The album's going to be out in a few months.'
Batten down the hatches, folks - we'll give the all clear when it's safe to come out.