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A million carrot sticks later...

Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow have always enjoyed their long-running feud; back in the day it was a fight over who could garner the most groupies, or who won the most column inches. Now it's a battle over weight loss. The tubby twosome have apparently been eating too much over the Christmas break, and now face an uphill struggle, of days filled with munching carrot sticks and low-fat houmous to get them ship-shape for the start of their European tour, Progress' which starts in May.

Robbie explained to The Sun,'Me and Gary vary in weight. We go up and down by the week. Gary and the boys were at my house in LA last week when Gary turns to me and says, 'I won't be needing these clothes soon, do you want them?' – 'cos he's going on a diet. That was the day I thought, 'Right, if you're eating a lettuce, I'm eating half a lettuce.' There is now a serious game on to see who can get the thinnest for the tour. You know The Machinist with Christian Bale? I'm going for Christian Bale.'

Um, we can't say we're wildly excited at the unveiling of the new Skeletal That when the tour kicks off...

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