Victoria Beckham: not too posh for bird poo

Victoria Beckham is so desperate to look young she’s resorted to covering her gaunt face in bird shit.

According to The Daily Star a friend of the ‘wannabe’ singer said; "When she was in Japan recently she was admiring how women in their 40s look under 25 and was told about these facials (made from bird poo). Then she found out they were available in the USA and popped into a salon for one”.

The faeces, which are taken from the anus of the nightingale bird are repackaged and sold as cream for no less than £100.

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